Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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