I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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