Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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