Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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