Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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