when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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