smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
the condom got lost in my hair
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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