we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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