He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just saw a hot homeless man
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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