theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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