They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I party with great urgency now.
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