it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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