It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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