Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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