brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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