It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I supernannyed him into submission
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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