We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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