I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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