Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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