The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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