the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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