so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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