i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Everything about him screamed your future.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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