Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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