Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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