Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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