Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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