She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Blame the bisexuality and move on?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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