Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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