I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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