guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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