You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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