Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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