Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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