I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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