I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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