how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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