Barsexuality is the new black.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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