i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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