ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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