for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I pour the whiskey from now on
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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