Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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