Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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