We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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