I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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