Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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