We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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