Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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