We got so high we made milksteak
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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