ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I know her cup size but not her name....
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